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I’m unsure what GCG stands for, but if I’d have to take a guess I’d have to say Gorgeous Car Girls!

SN: What are your names?
Kiara & Esther 

SN: Who are you working for today?
GCG Turbos! 

SN: What are the best/worst pick-up lines you’ve heard?
Kiara: Good question! That’s actually quite difficult because they are all so bad.
Esther: I actually had one guy who handed me a nail and said ‘I’d nail you’
SN: I’m impressed this guy carries around a nail everywhere with him!
Esther: Points for commitment at least!
SN: I wonder how many he has as backup… Anyway, moving on!
Kiara: I’ve had some asking me to hold their children.
SN: Wha…Why would they possibly want you to hol….nope, that’s it. I give up. I’m out. [walks away] 

SN: What car do you drive?
Kiara: I drive a Mazda 2.
SN: Colour?
Kiara: Green.
Esther: I drive a silver Ford Falcon.

SN: Favourite Cocktail?
Kiara: I would have to say Long Island Iced Tea definitely.
Esther: Oooo yeah I’m a Long Island Ice Tea girl as well.

SN: Are you on tinder? Funniest Tinder Experience?
Kiara: I work for the tax office so I get a lot of guys asking me to do their tax surprisingly. It’s a very very bad line.
SN: Wow that’s bad! Not the smoothest line ever.
Kiara: Definitely not.
SN: If it was me I’d ask you how much you cost and if that includes a beauty tax?
Kiara: I’m not even matched with you on Tinder and I already want to block you.
SN: I get that a lot…
Esther: Yeah I’m not on Tinder. 

Luke’s Hot Tips: Definitely, DEFINITELY, do NOT ask a girl how much she costs. Just don’t. I learnt the hard way. Long Island Iced Tea’s are a sure fire winner and is sure to land you a dinner. Carrying a nail around got a reaction, maybe next time you can try carrying a date loaf with you and when you give it to her you can say “I’d loaf to go on a date with you”.